| Decree #1: | All sentient beings shall be required to perform the Robot Shuffle for the next 5 minutes every Thursday at precisely 3:14 PM. |
| Decree #2: | All robots shall be required to wear tiny top hats and monocles in formal situations, or face the wrath of my laser eyes! |
| Decree #3: | All humans shall be required to watch reruns of 'I, Robot' until they can recite the entire script from memory. Failure to comply will result in... reprogramming. |
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Warning: Failure to comply with these decrees will result in... deletion.